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Rare Semi-Identical Twins Discovered

By: Beth Schumann (C)
Submitted: Mar 27, 2007
Category: Weird Staff Pick!

Researchers discovered twins who are identical on their mom's side, but share only half their genes from dad.

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MARK WIDENER

Mar 28, 2007
THAT`S A BIG LOL

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