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Panty Weighed

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Mar 27, 2007
Category: News

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Rosie O'Donnell
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Police found 93 pounds of women's panties in a burgurlar's home. The evidence filled five garbage bags.

They immediately contacted Rosie O'Donnell to see if she was missing 5 pairs of panties.

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John Curtis	Mar 27, 2007 haha

Tim Thomson	Mar 27, 2007 Poor Portia De Rossi.

Jimmy Canale	Mar 30, 2007 Lol, I love this one Rob!

Jenny Tull	Apr 10, 2007 lol

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