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New World Record

By: Alex Fossella (C)
Submitted: Mar 27, 2007
Category: Entertainment

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This man was jailed in China, shot at in Russia, and chased by armed men in Mexico. Now he has a spot in the Guinness book of World Records.

What record?

Most convincing player of "Got your nose."

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Rob Cioffi	Mar 27, 2007 Funny!

Gregory Irons	Mar 27, 2007 Alexander- I'm coming in to Worcester on Sunday. May I pay you a visit? I need somewhere to lodge as well. I know you'll make the right choice- Best- Gregory

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