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On the Bottom
By:
Elmo Nutcase (C)
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Mar 26, 2007
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Why me? Why is it always me? I asked this girl if she’d go to bed with me. She said, "Sure, but I want you on the bottom and me on the top." I was overjoyed and trembling with excitement.
Later, I found out she was talking about her bunk beds.
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Ray Ellin
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