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The Scientists Who Cried Wolf

By: Beth Schumann (C)
Submitted: Mar 26, 2007
Category: Weird Staff Pick!

SEOUL (AFP) - South Korean scientists who created the world's first cloned dog said Monday they have cloned two females of an endangered species of wolf.

The two newly-cloned wolves promptly ate the world's first cloned dog.

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Rob Cioffi

Mar 26, 2007
LMAO!!!

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