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Old copy of Declaration fetches big money

By: John Curtis (C)
Submitted: Mar 26, 2007
Category: Political Staff Pick!

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A rare 1823 copy of the Declaration of Independence sold at auction for $477,650.

It seems like a lot of money just to save an old copy of the Declaration, but it's about the same amount George Bush gets paid each year destroy it.

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Chad Reiling	Mar 26, 2007 very nice!

Beth Schumann	Mar 26, 2007 ditto. nice indeed!

MARK WIDENER	Mar 26, 2007 THAT`S A GEM.

John Murphy	Apr 4, 2007 Bush wraps himself in the American flag while wiping his back side with the Declaration...

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