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Grand Money Maker

By: Ray Ellin (C)
Submitted: Mar 21, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Grand Money MakerHUALAPAI INDIAN RESERVATION, Ariz. - Yesterday marked the opening ceremony for the Grand Canyon Skywalk, an observation deck that extends 70 feet beyond the Grand Canyon's rim and allows visitors to look through a glass floor into the 4,000-foot chasm below, a vantage point more than twice as high as the world's tallest buildings.

The Skywalk has sparked debate on and off the reservation. Many Hualapai Indians worry about disturbing nearby burial sites, and environmentalists have blamed the tribe for transforming the majestic canyon into a tourist trap. But with a third of the tribe's 2,200 members living in poverty, the tribal government decided it needs the tourism dollars.

Another way of getting out of poverty? MOVING OUT OF THE GIANT HOLE YOU LIVE IN.

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Ray Ellin
Ray Ellin
Apr 23, 2007
testing the comment feature


Punchline Magazine
Punchline Magazine
Jun 8, 2007
testing the comment feature is totally hot.


Steve Knowles
Steve Knowles
Dec 5, 2007
That cracked me up! A longer lead to the punchline than most; maybe that's why the laugh was bigger.
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