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Kissinger Says Win Is Impossible

By: Laurie Kilmartin (C)
Submitted: Nov 19, 2006
Category: Political

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Former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger says a win in Iraq is, “impossible.” He explained, “In fact, at this rate, we can’t even parlay it into a ban on gay marriage."

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anonymous coward	Nov 23, 2006 awesome.

MARK WIDENER	Nov 27, 2006 SO THE PRESIDENT WILL CALL THE NEXT OFFENSIVE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE

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