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Rob Cioffi
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Mile Die Club

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Mar 18, 2007
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
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Airport

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Mile Die ClubA passenger who died on a British Airways flight was moved from economy to first class.

Apparently "myself" is the answer to "Who do I have to kill to get a free upgrade on British Airways?"

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Chad Reiling
Chad Reiling
Mar 19, 2007
awesome!

I won't even ask what you have to do to get some f - in' peanuts.


Greg Contreras
Greg Contreras
Mar 20, 2007
Bringin' da funny!


Ricardo Aleman
Ricardo Aleman
Oct 13, 2008
Yeah! Have the first class passengers ride with the corpse haha!
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