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DailyComedy Fake Quote of the Week

By: Dan Naturman (C)
Submitted: Mar 19, 2007
Category: Entertainment Staff Pick!

March 19 - March 25

"Have a nice life, losers!"

- Pax Thien Jolie, saying goodbye to the other kids in his orphanage.

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John Murphy

Mar 19, 2007
haha

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