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 "Unicorn Defense" Misunderstanding

By: Marlena * (C)
Submitted: Mar 15, 2007
Category: News  

Turns out Phillip Holliday did not blame a unicorn for driving his truck into a lampost, because that would be silly everyone knows unicorns can't drive.
He said an unnamed woman was driving the truck.
Prosecutors call this the "Unicorn Defense", when someone blames some mythical person for the crime.
It seems that the Deputy Prosecutor did not get the memo that the phrase had been changed from the "OJ Defense"

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Rob Cioffi
Rob Cioffi
 Mar 15, 2007
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