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Athiest Congressman Doesn't Believe In Re-election

By: Chad Riden (C)
Submitted: Mar 14, 2007
Category: Political

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Athiest Congressman Doesn't Believe In Re-election

Rep. Pete Stark has publicly announced that he does not believe in a supreme being.

Congressman Stark might be right.. 'cause I can't believe that god would create a man with no lips.

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Rob Cioffi	Mar 15, 2007 Great Headline!

Ray Ellin	Mar 15, 2007 love it.

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