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Beth Schumann
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By: Beth Schumann (C)
Submitted: Mar 15, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the mastermind of the 9/11 terror attacks, confessed at a U.S. military hearing to that crime and a far-reaching list of nearly 30 others, including planned attacks on the Empire State Building and the attempted assassination of Pope John Paul II.

Mohammed also admitted responsibility for the killing of Nicole Simpson and her friend Ron Brown, the "disposal" of Jimmy Hoffa, the Lindbergh Baby kidnapping and The Great Train Robbery of 1903.

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Rob Cioffi
Rob Cioffi
Mar 15, 2007
The only thing he's not guilty of is getting Electrolysis!
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