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Julia Gorin
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 More Black & Hispanic Muslim Converts since 9/11

By: Julia Gorin (C)
Submitted: Mar 14, 2007
Category: Political  
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African-Americans and Hispanics -- especially Latinas -- have been converting to Islam at a higher rate since 9/11. There are an estimated two million black Muslims, about 40,000 Latino Muslims in the U.S.

This calls for the Top 10 Reasons that More Blacks and Latinos are Converting to Islam After 9/11:

10. Just can't get enough of that ethnic profiling stuff.

9. Don't like Jews or dogs either.

8. Muslims are the "new black man" and I just don't feel black enough.

7. How else will the black man get to rule the world -- without being "articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy” for Senator Biden?

6. Want to get in on the Muslims' lucrative African slave trade.

5. Spanglish is so 1990s; it's all about Sparabic now.

4. Always wanted to be faithful to my husband; now I don't have a choice.

3. Assembling bombs pays better than growing cocaine.

2. "Su casa es mi casa" sounds better.

1. I served time for stealing an Ipod, but these bad-ass brothers get to kill thousands of people -- and the white man show him respek! Now that's gangster.

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Greg Contreras
Greg Contreras
 Mar 16, 2007
Sparabic: excellent
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