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Disney Breaks Animated Color-Barrier

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Mar 14, 2007
Category: Entertainment Staff Pick!

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Shaquille O'Neal
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In 2009 The Walt Disney Company will introduce its first black animated princess in the upcoming film “The Frog Princess”. The film will also be the first time a Disney picture has a character say, “Oh I know he didn’t cheat on me with that skank Shaquanda!”

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