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Elder Bush Treated For Dehydration

By: Beth Schumann (C)
Submitted: Mar 12, 2007
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Former Pres. George HW Bush fainted while playing golf with friends Sunday in 94-degree heat.

President GW Bush assured the public his father is undergoing re-hyderization and is expected to regain full hyderocity.

"We are renewed in our efforts to track down the evil-doers, they can run, but they can't hyderize! Heh heh."

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Anthony DeVito	Mar 13, 2007 What did they revive him with, oil?

kat dunford	Mar 13, 2007 tee hee

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