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Germany To Prosecute Rumsfeld

By: Laurie Kilmartin (C)
Submitted: Nov 10, 2006
Category: Political Staff Pick!

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Germany is charging Donald Rumsfeld as a war criminal for the abuses committed at Abu Ghraib.

Said one German official, “We knew Rumsfeld's interrogation tactics were despicable from the moment we admired them.”

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Helen Maalik

Nov 16, 2006
Great one!

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