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10. He's married and says he's gonna leave his wife. Liar! What other bitch would be stupid enough to cook for him.
9. He's a one nighter and rolls over after all is said and done and says, "What are you doing tonight. I have a date, her name is Sonya. We met over the internet."
8. He is a taxi driver who tells you his lady is crazy because she wants anal sex. The only one thats crazy is her for listening.
7. He's a millionaire who retired at 34 and tells you your friends sound like white trash. White trash, show some respect. Who else are your peeps gonna friend in rehab.
6. You are dating a drug dealer. But hey, at least this one has a job.
5. He says he lives in a sober facility and you think that is so sexy.
4. He not only lives in a sober facility but is a disgruntled Jew. His exact words, "My people worship the almighty dollar." Shut the hell up you little turd. Some people had to suck dick for those drugs. You at least had the trust fund to pay for them.
3. You hook up with a tattooed mohawked guy at a fetish function. Hepatitis C, the gift that keeps on giving.
2. He is 30, lives with mom, plays Dungeons and Dragons, and drinks drano when you try to dump him.
1. He gets offended by little April Brucker
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 Ray Ellin |
Mar 10, 2007
funny!
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