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DC BENNY
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 War of The Rosie

By: DC BENNY (C)
Submitted: Mar 9, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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Rosie O'Donnell
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"Star Jones has finally become the skinny bitch we always talked about!" Joy Behar commented on yesterdays episode of The View as a picture of the newly svelte Jones loomed in the background. "It's wierd, it's just friggin wierd" yelled Rosie O' Donnell, who was feeling refreshed and vigorous after hanging upside down for an hour in the greenroom to "help with depression" and "to swell up my tongue so that it feels like a shlong when I give my lady-friend cunnilingous through a Dunkin' Doughnut hole".

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Rob Cioffi
Rob Cioffi
 Mar 10, 2007
Painting such pictures with only words - Mr. DC Benny!
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