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$1200 A Month/ Watch Out For Dead Lady

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Mar 9, 2007
Category: News Staff Pick!

Police are investigating a 28-year-old woman who kept the body of her roommate in their apartment for up to three weeks.

When questioned by police if she recently had an argument with her roommate the woman said, "No, in fact for the past three weeks we got along just fine."

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Tom Shillue	Mar 9, 2007 Nice one Gary-

Rob Cioffi	Mar 10, 2007 Very funny!

Ricardo Aleman	Mar 7, 2008 hysterical

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