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Katie Holmes Out Of Gotham

By: Ray Ellin (C)
Submitted: Mar 9, 2007
Category: Entertainment Staff Pick!

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Maggie Gyllenhaal is in final talks to star opposite Christian Bale
in Christopher Nolan's "The Dark Knight," the next installment in the revitalized Batman franchise. She'll play the role of Rachel Dawes, played by Katie Holmes in "Batman Begins." Holmes dropped out of theproject earlier in the year.

It is speculated that Holmes was persuaded not to do the film by husband Tom Cruise. Cruise is upset that Batman is not a Scientologist - he is a Reform Jew. Also, it is widely known that Batman takes Prozac, and drives around in a Batmobile, not a spaceship.

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Rob Cioffi	Mar 10, 2007 It could be worse... imagine Jake Gyllenhaal as Rachel Dawes! They would have to call it "The Dark Knight on BrokeBack Mountain"!

Beth Schumann	Mar 13, 2007 Batman has had his postpartum depression under control for a long time now. It's really just a maintenance dose of prozac.

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