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By: DC BENNY (C)
Submitted: Mar 7, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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The principal at John Jay High school in Cross River N.Y. has suspended 3 students who defied a direct order not to say the word "vagina" during a reading of the Vagina Monologues. Principal Dick Hardly said: " I told the youngsters to refer to the v-words as "Goateed holes that come in the night and try to suffocate your face" or "secret places to store smoked almonds" but they had to go and sexualize things, and will be dealt with appropriately. I have been hearing about these v-word things' existence for a long time, but fortunately have never encountered a real one, don't believe they exist, and challenge anyone to prove otherwise."

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