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A toast to the king

By: DC BENNY (C)
Submitted: Mar 7, 2007
Category: News

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Ernest Gallo, head of the worlds largest wine-making empire, died yesterday at 97 years old. At his funeral, there were many teary testimonials about his immense contributions to alchoholism around the world. "Because of that old nigga, I could buy a fresh box of wine for like 'fo dollas' " said Cleavon "Country" Mcdoogle, an unemployed squeegee-wielder from Chicago's south side, before solemnly pouring out a little chablis in remembrance. "The first time I caught a stinky finger from a crackhead , it was over a Dixie cup of Gallo '81" he concluded before getting into an argument with the voices that told him he was Napoleon Bonaparte.

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