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By: Ray Ellin (C)
Submitted: Aug 22, 2006
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Paris Hilton will be selling her bed in an online auction at StyleSearch.com.

In a related story, George Michael will be auctioning off the bushes where he was caught with van driver Norman Kirtland.

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Tim Murphy	Aug 22, 2006 Each piece of Paris Hilton memorabilia comes with a certificate of authenticity from the US Centers For Disease Control and Prevention.

Anthony DeVito	Aug 22, 2006 "All stains guaranteed biologically inert."

Tom Shillue	Aug 22, 2006 Way to give it to Norman Kirtland! That guy had it coming to him!

Bruce Fitch	Aug 23, 2006 I'd pay a dollar just to sniff it.

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