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By: Dan Naturman (C)
Submitted: Mar 1, 2007
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Chapter One - THE MIDDLE EAST

PB2A - Praise be to Allah.

FOCF - Fall-off-camel funny.

/IF - Slash-infidel funny.

LLIWHKMS - Laugh like I was honor-killing my sister.

TTYAEP - Talk to you after evening prayer.

BSHE - Back soon, hostage escaping.

MFG2G - Mortar fire, gotta go.

LYLM - Love you like a martyr.

PBUYFN - Peace be upon you for now.

CUIP - See you in paradise.

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John Murphy	Mar 1, 2007 IFIMP - I fallafaled in my pants

Rob Cioffi	Mar 1, 2007 Did you the FOCF other night at Richard Lewis? I'm not sure because I have CRS - Can't Remember Shiite.

Peter Czech	Mar 1, 2007 HAhahah

Beth Schumann	Mar 2, 2007 IMHO (In Mohammed's Humble Opinion) funny stuff!

Wild Willy Parsons	Mar 7, 2007 LMAO! (Licking Mohammed's Ancient Orafice) 5 Stars

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