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Lenny Hates - The Catch of the Day

By: Lenny Marcus (C)
Submitted: Feb 23, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Dick Cheney

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Lenny Hates - The Catch of the DayWELLINGTON, New Zealand - A fishing crew has caught a colossal squid that could weigh a half-ton and prove to be the biggest specimen ever landed, a fisheries official said Thursday.

"I didn't even know that Dick was in New Zealand", President Bush stated on Thursday.

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Ray Ellin
Ray Ellin
Feb 23, 2007
dude i spit up. fucking riot.


Peter Czech
Peter Czech
Feb 23, 2007
How do you guys think of this stuff? awesome
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