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Laurie Kilmartin
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Kim Jong-il Sorry

By: Laurie Kilmartin (C)
Submitted: Oct 20, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Kim Jong-il

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Kim Jong Il apologized for testing a nuclear weapon. When asked to explain his actions, he said, “Uh... I'm an alcoholic?”


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brett
Oct 20, 2006
This joke sucks. How do you make the top of the homepage every-freaking-day?

Guest User
l;aurie
Oct 20, 2006
cause I'm prolific, you lazy sack of shit. if you don't like my jokes, get off your fat ass and write some of your own.


kimmy williams
kimmy williams
Oct 20, 2006
HEY! Leave Laurie alone! She's one of my Comedy Idols! She can write, She's funny AND she looks freakin' good in those jeans! She could swim circles around you!
Anyone can hurl a mere insult, is that ALL you sorry asses got? Probably never uttered a

Guest User
Brett
Oct 20, 2006
Yea, but Laurie lacks class. I said her joke sucks and she attacks me. Not even with a funny snap, but an all out classless attack.
I've seen her stand-up, it sucks too. So stop kissing ass Kimmy you friggin wannabee. And Chris you're no better.


kimmy williams
kimmy williams
Oct 20, 2006
Brett is a Girlie Girl's name, Is that why you so bitchy? you on the rag twat face?


Sam Morril
Sam Morril
Oct 20, 2006
Okay, is you don't like the joke, good for you, but it's clever and funny. As for her stand up, it is also clever and funny. Instead of taking your insecurities out on other comics, why not take that energy to write a funny joke?r


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Oct 20, 2006
Yo Brett, Hitler called. He wants his mean streak back.

LAURIE ROCKS!! She is funny AND beautiful! Leave her alone. Thanks.

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hieronymous anonymous
Oct 21, 2006
Brett
I know it must be hard, being in prison for killing your wife and all. Only getting 15 minutes a day on the library computer. But I think you need to find a more healthy outlet for your anger.

Guest User
Chuck
Oct 21, 2006
I thought Kim-Jong was molested by a priest?


Chris Mata
Chris Mata
Oct 22, 2006
Brett,
What do you mean I'm no better and why would you say I just got on this site?
The critique was about a joke, not a slam on other comics.
About Laurie lacking class, you deserved the comment she made.
I appreciate feedback, it's just that yours


Rebecca Ragsdale
Rebecca Ragsdale
Oct 22, 2006
Laurie is hysterical, intelligent, and deserving of her success. You guys ever hear of M.A.S.H the TV show?
She started that.


RG Daniels
RG Daniels
Oct 22, 2006
Laurie is hysterical, intelligent, and deserving of her success. You guys ever hear of M.A.S.H the TV show?
She started that.


Tony Maglio
Tony Maglio
Oct 22, 2006
okay I haven't posted on this site in months, but this has inspired my big return.
Brett: you're an ass because you clearly started with the attack and now you're crying about her attacking you? Learn proper hyphen use. You do have a valid point


kimmy williams
kimmy williams
Oct 23, 2006
just because you wear women's panties Maglio you think you're Judge Judy or something? whatever

Guest User
j2
Oct 23, 2006
Laurie and Chris are by far my favorite comics and the reason i come to this site several times a day...
"Pastor" John...you're an admitted alcoholic and "flat-flabby" ass-checker...are you a priest in disguise?
And you Brett...you're the clas
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