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 Lenny Hates - The FDA

By: Lenny Marcus (C)
Submitted: Feb 16, 2007
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

Lenny Hates - The FDAWASHINGTON - Drawing this special comb over a balding pate could restore some real hair - according to, Lexington International LLC makers of the Hairmax Lasercomb.

The device, sold on the Web for $545, is the only drug-free product meant for home use in combatting hair loss that's won the endorsement of the FDA, the company said.

To fight baldness and help a man's self esteem, the FDA has also endorsed getting a woman drunk and having lots of money.

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