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Once upon a time, there was a high school dropout from Texas, named Vickie. She does everything wrong in her life: fails out of school, gets fired from jobs, and has a baby when she's 16. She hates her parents so she changes her name and becomes a stripper. She marries a 90 old guy for his money, then he dies making her rich. Not content to be a millionaire, (the now named) Anna becomes fat, gets her own TV show which shows that she's a whiney disgusting mess. She goes on a massive diet and gets slim. She gets bizarre looking plastic surgery. Her teenage son kills himself. She has another baby. The father could be one of three men, nobody really knows because she's a whore. She finally kills herself.
(Once the media frenzy dies down,) We all live happily ever after.