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German scientists have applied for a patent in the United States on a substance distilled from rats killed instantly while in the act of mating. The substance, dubbed "feral attraction" by scientists at the latest Conference on Hormonal Research, is not noticeable as a scent to humans. But the male scientists, who have worked on the project were each married when the project began three years ago, have since left their families and moved in together. When contacted at home, they declared themselves life partners. Said Dr. Hermann Schlussel, "Doktor Weiss ist die bestest von dem alle. McDreamy.
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