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Dance Dance? How about recess?

By: Kyle Buis (C)
Submitted: Feb 6, 2007
Category: News Staff Pick!

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West Virginia schools are bringing in the game “Dance Dance Revolution” to trim the waistlines of its students. The decision comes on the heels of a study that found that children who played it for 30 minutes five days a week ended up in better shape. An unnamed school official said, “Recess was an option, but it just didn't waste enough money.”

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Feb 7, 2007
nice one, Kyle

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