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Have the pro-choicers not noticed that no one uses wire coat hangers anymore? It’s true—everyone uses wooden or plastic hangers. Believe me, I’ve tried to find wire coat hangers—you simply won’t find them. If you’ve gone camping anytime in the last ten years you know that gone are the days of roasting marshmallows with a wire coat hanger and burning your hand. Now they have “Marshmallow Roasters”, a long skewer with a plastic handle which allows people of all ages to participate in campfire fun. Since patenting this product, however, wire coat hangers have mysteriously disappeared, leaving campers with no other option but to use these roasters or, perhaps, a stick—and really, who wants to use a dirty stick?
Anyway, the only place you will find a wire coat hanger is at a pro-choice protest. Seriously, I think the pro-choice movement probably owns 98% of all remaining wire coat hangers in the country (psychotic celebrity mothers own the other 2%). When confronted with the stark reality of no one in America currently owning a wire coat hanger, pro-choicers say that women will resort to the actual marshmallow roasters themselves.
Jan 11, 2007
This is so unfunny. I was against abortion IN ALL CASES until reading this moronic piece of drivel. Now I am 100% in favor of abortion ESPECIALLY in the case of Nathan Will Sheets's mother. There was a major missed opportunity.
Nathan "I'm a Dick" Sheets
Jan 12, 2007
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A REAL Christian!
Jan 16, 2007
Apparently you never use dry cleaning. They always give you wire hangers. And why would people use hangers for abortions when you can go to a nice clean abortion clinic. Personally I can't afford those clincs. And I don't need to thanks to good old slippe
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