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Jennifer Dziura
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 Matt Damon on Iraq

By: Jennifer Dziura (C)
Submitted: Dec 26, 2006
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Matt Damon, appearing on MSNBC's "Hardball with Chris Matthews," said that "if you're gonna send people to war ... then that needs to be shared by everybody, you know, and if the president has daughters who are of age then maybe they should go too."

The Army's head of recruitment said he'd be happy to take Barbara and Jenna, as he has noticed that U.S. foreign policy improves markedly on "Take Our Daughters to Work Day."

 

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