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I'm Every Crackhead

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Dec 26, 2006
Category: Entertainment Staff Pick!

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A Vermont Police department is distributing beer mugs with police logos on them to local bars to help remind patrons not to drink and drive. They also plan to distribute crack pipes with Whitney Houston's picture to remind people not to smoke crack.

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