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By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Dec 7, 2006
Category: News Staff Pick!

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The Kremlin denies any involvement with a Russian spy being poisoned by radiation. "If we wanted him to die a slow painful death we would have taken him to Taco Bell."

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Mark Jabo

Dec 7, 2006
Good stuff.

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