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By: Mark Jabo (C)
Submitted: Jan 2, 2007
Category: Political  
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Eliot Spitzer

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New governor Eliot Spitzer used his inaugural address to send a message that he is serious about reform and declared, "Day One is now."

Spitzer will use all his fingers and toes to count the days in his first three weeks in office and plans to take off his pants when the count gets to "Day 21." 


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Jan 3, 2007
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