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By: Sarit Catz (C)
Submitted: Nov 20, 2006
Category: Entertainment Staff Pick!

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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes got married in a star-studded Scientology ceremony over the weekend. As a courtesy to the groom, Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham wore a satellite dish on her head to get better reception of the signals from the aliens.

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Sunday Funny	Nov 20, 2006 Sarit does it again! very funny stuff!

Ray Ellin	Nov 21, 2006 great one sarit!

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