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Laurie Kilmartin
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Pluto Demoted

By: Laurie Kilmartin (C)
Submitted: Aug 24, 2006
Category: News  
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Space

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The International Astronomical Union has decided that Pluto is too small to be classified as a planet. It will now be designated as a dwarf planet. The decision was made by the group's top astronomer, Sumner Redstone.


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Saeed Zaman
Aug 24, 2006
In related news, regarding the recent revised status of Pluto, a few people were randomly asked for their comments on these recent groundbreaking developments. An overwhelming 90% replied “We don’t give a Flying F$%K what you call that waste of s

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judyjane
Aug 25, 2006
and the mexican girl said, i thought pluto was a guy-whore (puto) with an "el"! yeah, yeah, everybody wants to be a comic!


HooYa Dadi
HooYa Dadi
Aug 25, 2006
Treat Me Like A Dog -
Pluto is no longer a full blown planet.
The International Astronomical Union has demoted the distant orb to Dwarf Planet status.
Astrologers are warning that Scorpios, people born between Oct. 23 and Nov.21, could suffer


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SA
Aug 28, 2006
The International Astronomers Union (IAU) decision to downgrade Pluto into a “dwarf” planet has created a coalition called Save The planet off Pluto (STOPP).
STOPP’s mantra is ““Is this the end of the Solar System as we know it.”
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