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The International Astronomical Union has decided that Pluto is too small to be classified as a planet. It will now be designated as a dwarf planet. The decision was made by the group's top astronomer, Sumner Redstone.
Aug 24, 2006
In related news, regarding the recent revised status of Pluto, a few people were randomly asked for their comments on these recent groundbreaking developments. An overwhelming 90% replied “We don’t give a Flying F$%K what you call that waste of s
judyjane
Aug 25, 2006
and the mexican girl said, i thought pluto was a guy-whore (puto) with an "el"! yeah, yeah, everybody wants to be a comic!
HooYa Dadi
Aug 25, 2006
Treat Me Like A Dog -
Pluto is no longer a full blown planet.
The International Astronomical Union has demoted the distant orb to Dwarf Planet status.
Astrologers are warning that Scorpios, people born between Oct. 23 and Nov.21, could suffer
SA
Aug 28, 2006
The International Astronomers Union (IAU) decision to downgrade Pluto into a “dwarf” planet has created a coalition called Save The planet off Pluto (STOPP).
STOPP’s mantra is ““Is this the end of the Solar System as we know it.”