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Osama + Whitney = KISSING

By: Laurie Kilmartin (C)
Submitted: Aug 21, 2006
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Osama bin Laden is reportedly so obsessed with Whitney Houston that he's talked about having Bobby Brown killed. "Not only would that free up Whitney," said bin Laden, "but it would be a nice way to make up for 9/11."

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Tracy Carracedo	Aug 22, 2006 so funny that my kidneys hurt!

Bill Lake	Aug 23, 2006 A gem!

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