10. That fat guy

9. Tried to make out with that cop but instead of spending the night at his crib he threw you in his cage

8. You called that one night stand and told him you were ready to go.....but unfortunately his new girlfriend picked up.

7. You decided to go to the bathroom....off the roof

6. You wanted to celebrate the new year in style. Too bad the style included walking the neighborhood with no clothes

5. You and your cousins boyfriend, bath tub. Need I say more

4. Well the chandelier is no longer in the cieling and you had something to do with it.

3. You called the slut your ex boyfriend left you for and told her that her refrigator was running and she needed to catch it

2. You went on a drive, ended up treed, now have a court date, but the public defender is cute...

1. You had so much to drink you are now on a first name basis with the owner of the liquor store and Jack Daniels is now your new boyfriend