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Christmas Pilgrims Scarce In Bethlehem

By: April Brucker (C)
Submitted: Dec 24, 2006
Category: News

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Apparently this year, Christmas pilgrems are scare in Bethelhelm. No surprise. They are still recovering from Thansksgiving

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Habiba Sahznar	Dec 24, 2006 April, April, April...you knows I loves you baby...but pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease use spell check!

April Brucker	Dec 25, 2006 I was drinking when I wrote that. Thanks for catching it

Habiba Sahznar	Dec 26, 2006 Haha, I totally understand...although when I've been drinking it's usually me that catches someting!

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