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Ray Ellin
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By: Ray Ellin (C)
Submitted: Aug 5, 2006
Category: News  
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Unemployment

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AOL has announced plans to cut 5,000 workers over the coming months.

Laid off workers will be notified when they log onto their computers and hear the words, "You've got two-weeks notice."


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Bruce Fitch
Bruce Fitch
Aug 6, 2006
The announcment should say, we've got billions and billions of dollars but we don't want to pay your little ass anymore.


Bruce Fitch
Bruce Fitch
Aug 6, 2006
oh man, I don't know what to say...I'm on tequila and beer, oh man, say goodbye
aol employees, don't forget to shoot the finger on your way out, belch,scuse me,
nevermind.
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