10. They start doing things like calling and hanging up to get our attention. They still believe we as rejectors serve their sexual needs. But the only thing we will be serving them with is a bench warrant.

9. They leave obnoxious text messages in hopes we will be threatened into getting back with them. Oh, you called me a fucking whore. Why dont I take my clothes off right now you bad boy.

8. They try to be the big man and sleep with someone that they know you hate and talk to women that they know you hate. Well, not only are they unsuccessful at getting back at you but they discover why you hate those bitches and now they are trapped with them, ha ha ha!

7. They see you with your new guy and try to make things akward by trying to start a fight with him. And then sends you an email afterward saying, "wasnt that so funny" ya, and even funnier when he tried to break your face and I had to hold him back.

6. Tell you how they "really feel" after you start dating someone else. Ya, thanks. I am going to drop everything for someone who was a loser that treated me like shit. Ya.

5. Start giving you the look of death when they see you with your new guy and then whine to their friends afterward. Oh, you are acting like you are five....this is too cute.

4. By having their friends who are Jerry Springer eligibles diss you online. Did you just say something about morals you incoherent whore? Why dont I erase this but first I may have to proof read it. Its hardly intelligible, nevermind.

3. Have the same Jerry Springer eligibles report in live on their myspace blogs as to your actions. Not only dont you have a life but you are now obsessed with mine. Reality show please.

2. Assuming everything you say and do is centered around them. Wow, you are a meglomaniac psychopath. How unattractive. No wonder I dumped you.

1. Showing the world how well they have moved on by starting a smear campaign to diss you online and are miffed when you not only dont reply but are too busy laughing to do so. No more needs to be said.