By: Stan Silliman
From Topic: Soccer

Italian soccer player Marco Borriello tested postive for steroids. Instead of accepting his ban meekly, Marco claimed he unknowingly ingested the drug because his supermodel girlfriend - Belen Rodriquez - had used a steroidic yeast infection vaginal cream.

Back in the states Barry Bonds slapped his oversized head, muttering "Why didn't I think of that?"

Some of us are hoping the case goes to court so Borriello's attorney can say to the judge just as Rodgriquez walks in "I give you exhibit # 1"