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"Tank " Grounded

By: Stan Silliman (C)
Submitted: Dec 15, 2006
Category: Sports

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Chicago Bear tackle "Tank" Johnson arrested and charged for possessing six firearms in his house. The arresting officer said "Tank" didn't have proper I.D. to possess these guns.

By proper I.D. then, I guess it would be okay if he owned a tank???

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