By: Stan Silliman
From Topic: Weed

I'm not lying...
in Wichita, Kansas a dealer tries to sell $ 1000 of marijuana
from his home when a thief pulls a gun and steals it.

So the dealer calls 911, reports the theft
Drug sniffing dog shows up at the door... with a cop
The guy REPEATS the story... all the way to jail
"Bastard pulls a gun... stole my weed
I can describe him!!"

This story probably deserved a joke but...
you hate to spoil the authenticity