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I'm Having a Very Good Day

By: Greg Manuel (C)
Submitted: Oct 14, 2006
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I am having a very good day today, folks. My girlfriend called me about three hours ago to tell me that the tests came back negative.

Negative for what? Doesn't really matter.

I think any man will agree - if any woman calls you and tells you that tests came back negative? That's just a good day, right there...

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