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According to BBC News, Nicole Kidman didn't need an annulment from Tom Cruise in order to marry Keith Urban in a Catholic Church—since Kidman and Cruise were wed in a Scientology ceremony, they were not officially married by Catholic Church standards.
Other couples not married by Catholic Church standards include:
Joseph and Hadassah Lieberman, Osama Bin Laden and his wives Fatima, Barakah, and Ghuynda, Sir Elton John and David Furnish, Genghis and Mrs. Khan, and panda bears Ling-Ling and Hsing-Hsing.
Jun 29, 2006
The pandas never consummated, so it's cool.
Joe Calapai
Jul 12, 2006
Hey now, don't pick on Panda-Americans. I'm from Massachusetts and we'll marry two of anything. Come to think of it, we have a Mormon governor so I'm not sure how strict we are on the "limit 2 per marriage" thing, either.