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Tom and Nicole Never Wed?

By: Ray Ellin (C)
Submitted: Jun 28, 2006
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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According to BBC News, Nicole Kidman didn't need an annulment from Tom Cruise in order to marry Keith Urban in a Catholic Church—since Kidman and Cruise were wed in a Scientology ceremony, they were not officially married by Catholic Church standards.

Other couples not married by Catholic Church standards include:

Joseph and Hadassah Lieberman,
Osama Bin Laden and his wives Fatima, Barakah, and Ghuynda,
Sir Elton John and David Furnish,
Genghis and Mrs. Khan,
and panda bears Ling-Ling and Hsing-Hsing.

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sam
Jun 28, 2006
or my parents, mr and mrs goldberg.


Ray Ellin
Ray Ellin
Jun 28, 2006
maybe they know the liebermans.


Anthony DeVito
Anthony DeVito
Jun 29, 2006
The pandas never consummated, so it's cool.


Joe Calapai
Joe Calapai
Jul 12, 2006
Hey now, don't pick on Panda-Americans. I'm from Massachusetts and we'll marry two of anything. Come to think of it, we have a Mormon governor so I'm not sure how strict we are on the "limit 2 per marriage" thing, either.
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