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McCain's Son Joins Marines

By: Laurie Kilmartin (C)
Submitted: Jul 31, 2006
Category: Political

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John McCain's son has joined the Marines and is expected to serve in Iraq within the year. "Why don't you bitches just crown me President now!" said the Senator, from his McCain in '08 headquarters.

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Charlie Currie	Jul 31, 2006 John McCain's son is 76.r I wish him well.

Keith Whitener	Aug 8, 2006 His son is older than he is?

Otter	Aug 9, 2006 When I READ a joke and laugh out loud - VERY funny!

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