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By: Steve Hofstetter (C)
Submitted: Sep 27, 2006
Category: Sports Staff Pick!

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Terrell Owens
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Dallas Cowboy Terrell Owens is denying that his recent trip to the hospital was a suicide attempt saying he couldn’t possibly find time to kill himself when he’s too busy killing Dallas’ season.

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